March 2012
Watchthedopestchild:
fueled-by-hate:
A little back story to this clip before you watch it:
Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said, “This scene was the...
real conversation i had today while calculating...
random girl sitting next to me (muttering): it's new, it's new, it's new math.
me: bo burnham?
random girl: oh my gosh, yes!
me: i am a big fan of his! that's awesome!
random girl: yeah, he is really funny... but i don't like him because i just can't handle how offensive he is.
me: but you just said you thought he was really funny.
random girl: i know, but he is too offensive.
me: so, wait. you're going to not listen to him because he is offensive... even though you laugh at the jokes?
random girl: um. well. yes.
me: that's stupid.
random girl: excuse me?
me: i have to finish this equation, sorry.
When I see those little 8 year old pricks with...
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me: okay i'm gonna close tumblr and do my homework
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me: omg is that fanart of my otp
longfellow-deeds:
2thpaste:
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Minor, miner?
Runs With Premise: Halt. I am afraid minors cannot go onto the casino floor.
Cartman: I'm not a miner, dumbass! Do you see a shovel in my hand?!
Me: this is the worst day of my life I'm going to vomit I hate myself and the world I hope I die everything sucks
Me one day later: I am so happy everything is perfect I love everyone I have ever met let's dance
I wish Biggie and Tupac were still alive.
my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
me: there are asian gangs too and stuff
my mom: and they're called study groups
me: omg
Not sure how I feel about this. *eats rice with chopsticks*
When your mom cries and you're just like
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.
This is the post with highest notes on tumblr
