THEY TOOK IS JERB
KYMAN IS NOW CANON. ITS CANON. Any and all people from the U.K are beautiful in every way possible. I love South Park, One Direction and fangirling obsessively about straight men (real, and unreal) being gay.

bazinga-i-dontcare:

apathet1c:

sh3rl0cksn1ppl3s:

golgothasghirahim:

penotbutter:

314159265358:

basstrip:

thebeautifulhustle:

this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.

shut up its a light bulb falling on a mouse trap

this is someone dying while under an MRI scan.

listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a light bulb . But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a light bulb  would never just fall into something like a mouse trap. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually fall into it.
That appliance still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that light bulb was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken

Tragically beautiful.

Lightbulb isn’t a hipster, she’s a slut. All of you only like her because she’s tumblr famous. How would you like it if she was ugly? Mousetrap is beautiful too. Treat mousetrap as an equal, she always gets all the blame.

Lyk di$ ivf yhou criee evry tymm

Lightbulb was a boy, mousetrap was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious?

bazinga-i-dontcare:

apathet1c:

sh3rl0cksn1ppl3s:

golgothasghirahim:

penotbutter:

314159265358:

basstrip:

thebeautifulhustle:

this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.

shut up its a light bulb falling on a mouse trap

this is someone dying while under an MRI scan.

listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a light bulb . But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a light bulb would never just fall into something like a mouse trap. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually fall into it.

That appliance still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that light bulb was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken

Tragically beautiful.

Lightbulb isn’t a hipster, she’s a slut. All of you only like her because she’s tumblr famous. How would you like it if she was ugly? Mousetrap is beautiful too. Treat mousetrap as an equal, she always gets all the blame.

Lyk di$ ivf yhou criee evry tymm

Lightbulb was a boy, mousetrap was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious?


posted 3 months ago on 26/2/2012 with 93040 notes
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